I asked my Zaidy : "After 65 years you still call Bubby darling, beautiful and honey. What's the secret?"
Zaidy: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I'm scared to ask her."
My grandmother asked me about my long-distance relationship. I told her, so far, so good.
A 6-year-old was asked where his Bubby lived. “Oh,” he said, “She lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”
Grandpa, how old are you? "A man never reveals his age", he replied to his young grandson. He said "Alright, just give me the first digit" "Six" he said. "And the second?" Grandpa sighed. "Seven." "And the third?"
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his grandma, “How was I born?” His grandma awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says the boy. “Well, how were mummy and daddy born?” “Um, well, the stork brought them, too, and your grandpa and I.” The boy begins his paper, “This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”
My grandmother was a Math teacher. We were discussing infinity the other day, and it kept going on forever.
