Be A Smart Turk
Toras Avigdor | April 23, 2025
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Be A Smart Turk

Toras Avigdor | June 27, 2025

Only gentiles go to the movies. Anybody who has aristocracy, it’s beneath his dignity to enter such a place. A place of meshugoyim! Fools! To see things that don’t exist, a story that never happened, a film filled with foolish corruption.

When I pass by a movie and I see a big line waiting to be admitted to the place of morass and they want to pay for it too, I see one or two yarmulkas. I say, “What’s this?! A prince waiting on line for such garbage?!”

Once I stopped someone; a man with a black hat. I said, “Why are you standing in line here?! A Jew should want to go into a place like that?!”

“I’m not a Jew,” he said to me. “I’m from Turkey. I’m a Turk. And anyhow I’m not going in there. I’m just waiting here.”

“Oh,” I said, “You’re a smart Turk.”

When a man learns the attitude of aristocracy, he looks down. He despises these things!

Only gentiles go to the movies. Anybody who has aristocracy, it’s beneath his dignity to enter such a place. A place of meshugoyim! Fools! To see things that don’t exist, a story that never happened, a film filled with foolish corruption.

When I pass by a movie and I see a big line waiting to be admitted to the place of morass and they want to pay for it too, I see one or two yarmulkas. I say, “What’s this?! A prince waiting on line for such garbage?!”

Once I stopped someone; a man with a black hat. I said, “Why are you standing in line here?! A Jew should want to go into a place like that?!”

“I’m not a Jew,” he said to me. “I’m from Turkey. I’m a Turk. And anyhow I’m not going in there. I’m just waiting here.”

“Oh,” I said, “You’re a smart Turk.”

When a man learns the attitude of aristocracy, he looks down. He despises these things!

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