Tried all the diets in the book?
Scientific studies have conclusively concluded that the Kosher diet (especially one that includes knishes, kugel, kreplach, knaidlach, kishke, kokosh cake... and a bunch of other Jewish foods starting with a “k”) is not an effective way to lose weight.
The Mediterranean Diet. Cabbage Soup Diet. Weight-Watcher Diet. Low-Carb Diet. No-Carb Diet. All-Carb Diet. High Protein Diet. Diet Coke Diet. No Food Diet. The No-Exercise-Eat-All-You-Want Diet, or how about the famous Shazak Diet?
Tired of losing weight and then gaining it all back, and then some? Try the Kosher diet, guaranteed for a healthy soul!