Humour

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

What is a mummy's favourite type of music? A: Wrap!

Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep? A: Because of his coffin.

Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence.

Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”

Mia : Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?

Liba : Alaska.

Mia : Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation? Returning to the scene of the crime.