I asked my friend, “When is your birthday?” He said, “March 1st.” So I stood up, marched around the room, sat back down, and asked again, “When is your birthday?”
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A crossing guard
The letter H
A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb. He just can’t part with it.
Although I do sometimes make terrible puns, I think if you were to look at all the puns I make, the good would outweigh the bad, and it’d average out okay.
Put differently, although I may make terrible jokes, I mean well.
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make it on Wednesdays.”
I’m renovating my house, and the first floor is going well. The second floor? That’s another story.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a bar. The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."
