After several witnesses testified that Moshe killed an Egyptian officer, he was brought to the Executioner’s Dungeon to be killed. As the sword was lowered upon the convict, his neck miraculously turned to stone, while the Royal Executioner lost his eyesight. When asked to describe the scene the executioner responded, “I don’t know what to tell you! I am in the dark with this one.” TNS believes that Moshe is now heading towards the Midyan region. BTW: If you know of his whereabouts please contact Shazak Detective Agency... ASAP.
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