WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOSSI?
I'M TRYING TO REACH THE COOKIE JAR DAD.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DO THAT?
I WAS HOPING THAT HASHEM WOULD MAKE MY ARMS STRETCH LIKE PHAROAH'S DAUGHTER'S ARMS WHEN SHE REACHED OUT TO SAVE BABY MOSHE FROM FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER.
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOSSI, WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO DO A MITZVA HASHEM HELPS HIM. SO, TELL ME, WHAT MITZVA WERE YOU TRYING TO DO BY REACHING FOR THE COOKIE JAR?
HACHNASAT ORCHIM!* (*HOSPITALITY TO GUESTS)
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MY REBBE IS JUST LIKE MOSHE RABENU!
DO YOU MEAN HE COULD TAKE CARE OF A WHOLE FLOCK OF SHEEP LIKE MOSHE RABENU?!
WELL, NO, BUT HE TAKES CARE OF A WHOLE CLASS OF BOYS!
DOES HE ALSO TALK TO HASHEM JUST LIKE MOSHE RABENU?!
NOT EXACTLY, BUT HE PRAYS EVERY DAY!
BUT DID HE EVER SPLIT THE SEA LIKE MOSHE RABENU?!
WELL, HE NEVER SPLIT THE SEA... BUT ONCE, HE BROKE UP A HUGE WATERFIGHT IN THE SCHOOLYARD!!