Flying On A Bad Airline

The Top Signs You're Flying On A Bad Airline

The engine's being held on by duct tape.

The pilot informs you that you're at cruising altitude and he's gonna put the top down.

As you're taking off, the stewardess mentions the phrase "Guest Pilot Program"

Pilot asks if there is anyone else who wants a shot of Beam before he finishes the bottle.

You look down and see a copy of "Fixing a Plane for Dummies" by the mechanic's feet!!!