Big brother: That planet in the sky is Mars.
Little sister: Then that other one must be Pa’s!
My sister wanted to marry a Postman....
My parents wouldn't letter !
My sister just hates it when I invade her privacy.
It says so right here in her diary.
I always get the stairs, but my sister gets the lift...
I guess we were raised differently!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying?
“Are you in a crisis?”
Dov Ber walks into the bar the other night wearing one thong (flip flop). One patron asks him "What happened mate? Did you lose a thong?" the guy replies, "Nah mate, I found one!".
What's the difference between the Aussie Rugby team and the Sydney harbour Bridge?
Not everyone has walked over the Sydney harbour bridge.
An Aussie guy was recently unfortunate to lose a thousand dollars on the big horse race of the year The Melbourne Cup. He was even more unfortunate to lose another thousand dollars on the replay.
