A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.”
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
My dog used to chase people on bikes a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.