Dry cleaners all over the camp are reporting unusual spots that cannot be removed by chemical cleansers. Spot-testing samples obtained by TNS showed these spots to be red or green.
One sample was locked away for an entire week and didn’t appear to shrink or fade, causing investigators to believe that it may be Tsara’as, the Biblical malady that can affect skin, clothing and even homes.
“If anyone sees spots like these,” cautioned Dr. Lukshenkop, “we urge you to take them directly to a Kohen authorized by the dRc (Desert Rabbinical Council) to diagnose and treat Tsaraa’as. This is not something that will go away on its own, and it’s certainly not something you want to have treated by an amateur, and I have a lot more to say about this...”
For a full transcript of Dr. Lukshenkop’s “brief” remarks, see pages 55-97 of “The World According to Lukshenkop.”