Tsaraas Sufferer Rehabilitated

It had been a long process involving weeks of isolation, a ritual involving two birds, running water, branches of hyssop and cedar, a red string, temple sacrifices, and a very patient Kohen, but Tuli Talkalot has been cleared of Tsara’as. As news spread, his family and friends gathered to welcome him home.

“It was ahem... an interesting experience,” said Tuli to TNS disease and disaster reporter Oyvadya Oyvei. “I spent a lot of time alone, which allowed me to think, and now I am completely rehabilitated... ready to rejoin society. Ready to come home. Ready to live a kinder, gentler and quieter life.”