Mussar in the Jokes Section

(you have been warned :))

• Hashem won't ask what kind of car you drove, He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.
• Hashem won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
• Hashem won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.
• Hashem won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.
• Hashem won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of our ability.
• Hashem won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.
• Hashem won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.
• After 120 years, at the gates of Gan Eden, you won’t be asked for a check; you’ll be asked for receipts.