Tsaraas Epidemic Spreads

A dreadful skin disease has broken out in Yentaville Township. Standing amid a much-too-loud waiting room full of gossiping patients, Dr. Raffy Cohen, medical expert at Beth-Israel Hospital, reports that this outbreak has reached epidemic proportions.

“We are seeing patients with white spots that look suspiciously like the Biblical disorder of Tsara’as,” said Dr. Cohen. “Kudos to our Chief Medical Authority, a.k.a. G-d Almighty, for giving us detailed healing instructions. I am confident that when our Tsara’as patients follow these guidelines, they will be completely cured.”