90 year old Max is surprised, but pleased nevertheless, when his grandsons Shmuel and Chaim come to visit him. During their visit, they can't help noticing how old Max looks. "Zadie, how old are you... really?"
"Well Shmuel," Max replies, "I'm very, very old. In fact, I'm so old that when I was your age, the Dead Sea wasn't even dead, it was only sick."
Marvin Newman was 80 years old and a Zadie but he had one someone strange habit: he liked to drive fast. Very fast. One day he was driving home from shul and he was pulled over for speeding and not wearing a seat belt. Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything Mr. Newman?”
“Yes, I have,” Zadie Newman replied. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from shul.”
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
Last night, my wife was complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that.
A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame, though.
Two wifi engineers got married. The reception was fantastic.
A termite walks into the bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'
