Humor About Twins

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two

My wife told me that she was pregnant with twin girls.
I told her that I wanted to name the first one Kate. She asked what I wanted to name the second one. I answered Duplicate.

My friend once told me, "Your wife and daughter look like twins!"
I replied, " Yeah, well, they were separated at birth."

My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.