Ship Docks Safely

The Port Authority has announced that an ocean liner has recently landed after a particularly stormy voyage. “The ship made it! So did I! Safe and sound!” said passenger Shaina Shipskovitch, who was seen leaving the ship carrying a suitcase and a Sheitel box.

“Shalom everybody! Thank G-d, we made it! I want to invite all of you to my festive Todah celebration, after I bring my Korban Todah... and of course, after my Sheitel appointment.”