HUMOR
A Rabbi, a Christian priest, and a Mullah are talking about miracles and their experience with them.
The Christian priest starts:
"I was in the middle of a field and all of a sudden there was a storm. The sky started pounding and I was really afraid that a lightning bolt would hit me, but then I remembered that I must put my faith in God. I prayed to Him, and in a flash, there was rain around me, but above my head was a clear sky."
The Mullah continues:
"I was in the desert and my car died, I had no idea how to get back to town, but I remembered that God provides, and I prayed to Him. In a flash, there was scorching heat all around me but there was cool air above my head."
The Rabbi thinks for a bit and says:
"Guys, I have you all beaten. On the sabbath, I went through town, and in front of a hotel, I saw a dropped purse, full of money. I wanted to pick it up, but then I remembered that it was the sabbath and I would break the rest, so I prayed to God, and then I saw it: there was sabbath all around me but over my head it was Tuesday."
What comes after Black Friday
Black Sabbath
Kiddush Club
David Goldberg had never celebrated Shabbat before but he was invited by his observant friend Moishe to shul. Moishe took him to the “Kiddush Club” where they proceeded to have a number of l’chaims – scotch, bourbon, wine – you name it.
Moishe was trying to explain to David some of the many laws relating to Shabbat when David said, “I’ll admit – I don’t fully understand all of the laws of Shabbat yet, but there’s one law that makes perfect sense.”
“What’s that,” asked Moishe.
“No driving on Shabbos!”
Gladys Goes to Shul
Gladys Dunn started reading some books about Judaism and decided that she wanted to start going to shul. There was one near her house so she went early one Shabbat morning.
The shul itself was beautiful and the people seemed friendly but the Rabbi’s sermon seemed to go on and on. Worse, it wasn't very interesting. Glancing around, she saw many in the congregation nodding off.
Finally it was over. After the service, she turned to a still sleepy-looking woman next to her, extended her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."
She replied, "You and me both!"
