Doctor’s Orders

Rachel came over to her sister Leah’s house for lunch, whereupon Leah began to wolf down a whole pizza in one sitting. Concerned about her sister’s eating habits Rachel asked, “Um… Leah how is your diet going?”

“Amazing!” responded Leah. “This is the best diet I’ve ever been on. And I haven’t broken it at all.”

“Really,” asked Rachel, surprised. “A whole pizza is on your diet?”

“Absolutely,” Leah responded proudly. “My doctor said one slice of pizza.”

“That’s one slice?” asked Rachel.

“You bet. I didn’t slice up this pie at all. Doctor’s orders!”