Does Not Compute

What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.