A yeshiva decides to start a crew team. But no matter how much they practice, they lose every single race. Eventually they decide to send one boy down to the nearby prep school as a spy, to watch their winning crew team and find out what their secret is. After a day of reconnaissance, the boy comes back. “Listen!” he tells his teammates. “I learned how they do it — they have eight guys rowing, and only one guy screaming!”
What is a computer's first sign of old age ? Loss of Memory
What does a baby computer call his father ? Instead of Da-da it says Da-ta .
What do you call a well-balanced horse ? Stable
A poor village family was visiting the big city for the very first time in their lives. The father and son walked into a tall building and stood in awe. The son pointed at two metal doors and asked his father what they were. The father had no idea. Suddenly the two doors slid open and a little old lady, leaning on her cane, walked slowly through the metal doors as they slid closed behind her. A few minutes passed. The light on the metal door rang and the door reopened. Out stepped a young woman, who briskly walked to the front door. The father, hardly believing his eyes, whispered to his son, “Quickly, go get Mommy!”
