Short Ones

I used to run a dating agency for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.

Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stronganoff.

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

The other day I yelled into a colander, and I strained my voice.

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

Why can’t you play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.