This is what happens to a proud Jew
Two Israelis, Amnon and Yitzhak, crashed a plane in the middle of a desert. Fortunately, they both survived, but there was nothing around them and they just started walking in search of water, food and shelter.
After 3 days in the desert, they suddenly found a huge mosque in the heart of the wilderness. Amnon immediately started running towards the building, but Isaac stopped him and said, "Wait a minute Amnon, They are Muslims! You can't just go to them. It must be said that we are also Muslims. I'll be Muhammad, what will they call you?" "Call me Amnon, I don't play being a Muslim. I'm a proud Jew!" Amnon had already started walking as Isaac shouted to him, "They won't help you, they'll kick you out, maybe even kidnap you!
" When they arrived at the mosque, Isaac introduced himself to the imam as a devout Muslim named Muhammad, and Amnon said, "I am Amnon, from Israel!" The imam called for some Muslims to take Amnon to another place in the mosque, and in the meantime, he led "Muhammad" to the prayer space. "What is this, where did you take him, are you going to do something to him just because he's Jewish?!" asked Isaac nervously. "Don't worry dear brother, we'll bring him food, drink and everything he needs to regain his strength. In the meantime, come and pray with us, there are a few more hours until the Ramadan fast ends!"
Buddhists, Muslims and Christians jump from a burning building
Buddhist, Muslim and Christian are in a building on fire and must jump down from the 50th floor. The Buddhist jumps first and begins to pray: "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha..." When he reaches the ground, a higher force pulls him away and helps him land slowly and safely.
The Muslim jumps up second and begins to pray: "Inshallah, Inshallah, Inshallah, Inshallah..." And it crashes into the ground.
The Christian jumps up last and begins to pray: "O Father in heaven, may your name be sanctified, your kingdom will come, your will will be done as in heaven, Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha!"
Where is the Jew in this story?
The accident of the rabbi and the priest
A rabbi and a priest got into a car accident when their cars collided with each other and were completely crushed. The rabbi and the priest each crawled out of his car. The rabbi looked at the priest and said, "Look at this! Our cars were completely destroyed, and we are still alive and well! It has to be a sign from God that we should be good friends." The priest looked at the wreckage of both cars and agreed with the rabbi.
The Rebbe reached for his wrecked car, He pulled something out and said to the priest: "And look what it is, even though everything in my car was completely crushed, this precious bottle of wine remained intact. It must be a sign from God that we need to open and drink it now to celebrate our new friendship." The priest again agreed, so the rabbi took the bottle of wine and pushed it into the priest's hands. The priest took a few large sips of the wine and handed it over to the rabbi. But instead of drinking, the rabbi simply closed the bottle of wine and handed it back to the priest. The priest, completely confused, asked the rabbi: "Aren't you going to drink a little of this for the life of our new friendship, like you said?" "Oh, you know... The rabbi said with a smile, "I think I'll wait until the police arrive."
The priest who saw a golden phone
A priest was walking through the alleys of the Vatican when suddenly he saw a gold telephone booth with a sign above it: "Call God for $1,000." The priest debated for a few seconds whether to dial the phone, but then decided to give up and moved on. Suddenly, he saw another booth with a golden phone and a sign that read, "Call God for $1,000," and noticed that there were actually such phones everywhere. He was very surprised, But he decided not to ask anything about it.
A few weeks later, the priest visited Jerusalem and walked around the Western Wall. Suddenly, he saw a golden telephone booth like he had seen in the Vatican, but the sign above it read: "A phone to God for only 25 cents." "How is that possible?! " muttered the confused priest to himself, "in the Vatican it costs $1,000.... One rabbi, who was nearby and heard the priest wonder with himself, approached him and said, "It's so obvious and right my friend... After all, this is a local conversation!"
