JOKES
A man was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words?"
She replies, "The reason has to be because a woman has to say everything twice."
He turns to her and asks, "What?"
There are two rules in life:
1. Never give out all the information.
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing Hashem."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what Hashem looks like."
Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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A crossing guard
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next-door neighbor.
