Someone suggested playing a game in outer space, but I had to point out there just wouldn't be any atmosphere.
A rugby player goes to the Dr.Harry and says “it hurts when I touch my arm, my chest and my leg.” Dr.Harry says, “You’ve broken your finger”.
Hey Tony, What's the difference between Essendon and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets.
Dad: "Nip home and see if I left the tickets there."
Bobby: "No probs, Dad."
Half an hour later Bobby returns to his dad who is patiently waiting outside the stadium.
Bobby: "Yep, they're on the kitchen table where you left them."
Mendel Hoffman , what's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
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