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A proud and confident genius makes a bet with a fool.
The genius says, "Hey, fool, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer to, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours, I will give you $5,000."
The fool says, "Okay."
The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?"
The fool doesn't know and hands over the $5.
The fool says, "Now let me ask: What animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?"
The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer, but gives up and hands over the $5,000.
The genius asks, "By the way, what was the answer to your question?"
The fool hands over $5.
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon.
What vegetables are not allowed on ships?
Leeks!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged
