Partner Meeting

Shlomie has a business appointment, and he arrives a little early. The receptionist points to a comfortable easy chair and asks him to be seated for a while.

Shlomie settles down, picks up a glossy magazine opens it, and tries to read. However, he finds that he cannot concentrate because he is distracted due to a rumpus coming from behind one of the doors leading off the reception area. Shlomie goes over to the receptionist and asks, "What's going on in there?"

She replies, "It's a partners' meeting."

"But why are they shouting at each other?" Shlomie asks.

"It's a battle of wits," she replies.

Maurice asks: "Who’s in there?"

"Horowits, Lebowits, Rabinowits and Abramowits."