Humor

Miriam goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards one year. She says to the cashier, "Please may I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?" The cashier asks, "What denomination?" Miriam says, "Oy vey, has it come to this? Okay, give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."

Which hand is best to light the menorah with? Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.

How can you recognize a Hanukkah hippie? He’s the one with his hair in dreidel-locks.

How much Hanukkah gelt did the skunk get? One cent.