After learning stories from the book of Daniel in Hebrew school, Kovi was particularly intrigued with the story of the handwriting on the wall. Kovi approached his teacher to share his personal reflections.
"In my house," said Kovi, "when handwriting appears on the wall it's not a miracle, it's my little brother Alex ."
Hey Shua L a tourist is traveling in Northern Israel with his tour guide Dudu when he comes across an ancient synagogue. The tourist is fascinated with the synagogue, and asks Dudu for details. "This synagogue is 1503 years old," replies the Dudu. Impressed at this accurate dating, the tourist inquires as to how he gave this precise figure.
"Easy," replies Dudu, "the archaeologists said the synagogue was 1500 years old, and that was three years ago."
Which animal makes the best pet? A cat, because it’s purr-fect.
How did Shua L feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: “Oi – get out. We don’t want your type in here.”
Hey Kovi did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out.
