Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Student: Not very much!
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Teacher: Shlomo, go to the map and find North America.
Shlomo: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Shlomo.
Father to son: Did your teacher notice my help with your homework?
Son: I think so. She said I made too many mistakes for one person.
A professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right."
Math teacher: Out of the thirty students in the class, twenty-eight passed the test successfully.
Me: I wonder which three students didn't pass...
Teacher: What is the value of pi?
Student: Depends on what pie. Usually, it's $12.99.
