Royal Baker and Butler Botch Batches

In a stunning turn of events, both the royal baker and butler were demoted and thrown into prison after they were caught serving Paraoh subpar products. A fly was found in the evening wine, and a stone in the breakfast bread.

These unacceptable mistakes did not go unnoticed by the royal staff and the longtime familiar faces are no longer seen around his majesty's kitchens and wineries.

“I am not at liberty to discuss details of this disgusting debacle,” remarked an official palace official, “but after Paraoh was served those rolls, someone’s head will definitely roll.”