Humor

Stalin appears to Putin in a dream.
"Why is everything here so bad?" asks Putin, "What should I do to make Russia great again?"

"Execute half the population and paint the Kremlin blue" says Stalin.

"Why blue?" asks the inquisitive Putin.

"I knew you wouldn't object to the first part," says Stalin.

What is your dream job?
“Well , in my dreams, I don’t work “

Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500.
It was VIVID.

Got my dream job today. I get my own 200 thousand dollar company car and a corner window with a view of the city..
Being a city bus driver is a dream come true.