Humor

I asked my partner what sort of engagement ring she'd like.
"One that's a bit like you," she said.

"Full of sparkle?"

"Cheap and round," she replied.

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement...
Her father asked, "Does this fellow have any money?"

The daughter shook her head sadly...

"Oh Daddy! You men are all alike," sighing deeply, she replied,
"That's exactly what he asked me about you

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring And suffering.

My fiance broke up with me about a year ago.
But she and the engagement ring still remain close.