1- Moishe Miller was having some trouble in Hebrew class. To encourage him, his teacher Mrs. Shalva said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in Hebrew."
One day, Moishe ran into class all excited, saying, "Mrs. Shalva! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in Hebrew!" "Great!" said Mrs. Shalva. "What were they saying?" "I don't know," Moishe replied; "I couldn't understand them."
2- What type of fighting methods do Jewish people learn? what type of karate do Jewish people learn? Jew-Jitsu
3- Beth Israel synagogue in New York provides marriage seminars: some are for women, some are for men and some for couples. At the men’s seminar last week, the rabbi asked Shlomo about his marriage. Shlomo replied that he had been married for almost 50 years. The rabbi was impressed and asked him to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Shlomo replied to the assembled husbands, “Nu, I’ve tried to treat her nice, spend money on her, help her keep a Kosher home, and take her on trips. Best of all, I took her to Israel for our 25th anniversary!” The rabbi responded, “Shlomo, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?” Shlomo proudly replied, "I'm going back to Israel to pick her up."
4- A Piece of Chocolate Cake Chaim Yankel Epstein was a happy fellow but unfortunately grossly overweight. Concerned for his well-being his co-workers forced him to go on a diet. For three weeks, Chaim Yankel resisted temptation, even changing his route to work to avoid his favorite bakery – Isaac’s Bakery. But then one day, to the horror of his workmates, Chaim Yankel turned up at the office clutching a massive chocolate cake. When his colleagues berated him, Chaim Yankel was quick to offer an explanation. "I accidentally drove by Isaac’s Bakery this morning and there were so many tasty treats in the window. I thought it was basherte, that I was supposed to eat something, so I davened to Hashem, saying: 'If you want me to have one of those delicious chocolate cakes, show me a sign – let there be a parking space directly in front of the bakery. And sure enough, the eighth time around the block, there it was!"
