Humour

What kind of shoes do burglars wear ? Sneakers

I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken .

"Q: How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Is it one...or two? One...or two?"

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change."

“What’s a hipster?” Cheli asked her mother. “Well...someone who wears something to look different,” Cheli's mother said. “For example, they’ll often buy clothes in discount shops and wear thick glasses.” “OK,” answered Cheli, “So Zadie is a hipster?”