Why did the sauna go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling so hot.
Why did the owl quit its job? It didn’t give a hoot.
How much do dead batteries cost? There should be no charge.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you ...”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own anaesthetic? Knock yourself out!
What did one flower say to the other? Hi bud.
