Miriam was bragging to her next-door neighbor, Esther, about her son, a college student. "Why, our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go to the dictionary." "You're lucky," Esther said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that, my dear?" she asked. The little boy told his grandmother, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you come to visit us again."
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said, "40."
Shoutout to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is.
I lost 25% of my roof last night...oof.
