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ליקוטי שמואל | December 07, 2025

A man asks whether his town is now in Soviet or Polish territory. He's told, "This year we're in Poland." "Thank goodness!", the man exclaims. "I simply could not take another Russian winter".
How do mountains stay warm in winter? They put on their snowcaps.
On Hanukkah, what's the best thing to put into the sufganiyot (jelly donuts)? Your teeth!.
A fierce theological argument is going on among four rabbis, with the vote always three to one. The lone rabbi appeals to God for a sign, and suddenly it starts to snow heavily on a clear day. One of the others shrugs, "Snow in winter is unusual?" The rabbi begs for a bigger sign, and a huge icicle fells a large tree. "A sign of nature!" they insist. Finally, a booming voice from the heavens declares, "HEEEEEEEE'S RIIIIIIIGHT!" The lone rabbi, hands on hips, says, "Well?!" The others shrug, "OK, so now it's three to two"

A man asks whether his town is now in Soviet or Polish territory. He's told, "This year we're in Poland." "Thank goodness!", the man exclaims. "I simply could not take another Russian winter".
How do mountains stay warm in winter? They put on their snowcaps.
On Hanukkah, what's the best thing to put into the sufganiyot (jelly donuts)? Your teeth!.
A fierce theological argument is going on among four rabbis, with the vote always three to one. The lone rabbi appeals to God for a sign, and suddenly it starts to snow heavily on a clear day. One of the others shrugs, "Snow in winter is unusual?" The rabbi begs for a bigger sign, and a huge icicle fells a large tree. "A sign of nature!" they insist. Finally, a booming voice from the heavens declares, "HEEEEEEEE'S RIIIIIIIGHT!" The lone rabbi, hands on hips, says, "Well?!" The others shrug, "OK, so now it's three to two"

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