Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
Not all math is hard—just sum.
What did the teacher say to the student who knew only 25 letters of the alphabet? “Do you know why?”
Why did Rabbi Straiton write his lesson on the window? He wanted the information to be perfectly clear.
After explaining the alphabet, the teacher turned to her class. “Mia ,” she said, “give me a sentence starting with I.” Mia began, “I is—” “No,” the teacher interrupted. “Always say, ‘I am.'” “OK,” Mia said. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
“I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”
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