While making the rounds at Hadassah Hospital, Dr. Cohen points out an X-Ray to a group of medical students.
"As you can see," he says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Chaim Yankel, what would you do in a case like this?"
Chaim Yankel ponders for a second and answers, "I guess I'd limp, too."
It was the first day of school. The previous principal had just retired and Rabbi Schwartz the new principal just started. As Rabbi Schwartz made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, Rabbi Schwartz restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behaviour. "Now," he said, "are there any questions?"
Little Moishie Goldstein stood up timidly. "Please Rabbi," he asked, "May we have our teacher back?"
Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.
I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.
