Midyan Priest Converting to Judaism

Yisro, the famous priest of Midyan has stunned the religious world. The grand priest announced in a press conference, “After careful deliberation and soul-searching, I have decided to convert to Judaism and join the great nation of Israel. Hearing about the grand Exodus Out of Egypt, the miraculous Splitting of the Sea, the overwhelming victory over Amalek, I can clearly proclaim – the G-d of Israel is the true and only G-d.”

Religious authorities world-wide are not convinced that Yisro will go ahead with the conversion. “It’s all a publicity stunt,” said Abdul Hakachainik. “Yisro will never give up his fame and fortune to become a member of the tribe.”