One Liners

"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else."

"I never said most of the things I said." - Yogi Berra

"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."