Talking Donkey

Scientists are scratching their heads in disbelief following reports of a donkey speaking as if he were human. The talking donkey incident took place on a road between two vineyards. Reportedly, the donkey saw an angel of G-d and refused to continue traveling the path. After his owner, Bilaam the Prophet, struck him with his stick three times, the donkey verbally protested.

“I’m at loss for words,” said zoologist Mrs. Hazel Aizel. “I’ve seen lots of unusual things in my lifetime. I once saw a prophet who thought that by uttering a few curses he could wipe out Almighty G-d’s chosen people, but a talking donkey... Huh?! I’m stunned, flabbergasted, and befuddled!”