Coffee Maker

Coffee maker

Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married, her husband bought her one of those fancy electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.

The salesman carefully explained how everything worked: how she could plug it in, add coffee and water, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.

A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and the salesman asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"