Unusual Weather Patterns Declared a Blessing

The Land of Israel has recently experienced climate change. Week by week, every Friday night, bucketloads of rain begin to fall. Meteorologists originally dismissed it as a coincidence, but a careful reading of Torah reveals that it is actually a Divine blessing.

“In the beginning of Parshas Bechukosai, HaShem promises that if the Jews follow His will, He will send them rain at the best time,” explained meteorologist Gershon Geshem of Matar Matters Think Tank. “This phenomenon occurs every Friday night when everyone is tucked safely into their beds. That’s the perfect time for rain... unless, Heaven forbid, you have a leaky roof.”