Heavenly Humor
Parsha Pages Youth | October 09, 2023
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Heavenly Humor

Parsha Pages Youth | December 31, 2025

Why G-d Created Eve

G-d was worried that Adam would become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

G-d knew that Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out, and would need Eve to make sure he was decent.

G-d knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote control.

G-d knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor or dentist appointment by himself.

G-d knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage out by the curb.

G-d knew if the world was to be populated men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

Adam had to do his job as the Keeper of the Garden, and would need Eve to remind him where he left his tools.

Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when G-d caught him hiding in the Garden.

As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone”.

And the main reason why G-d created Eve ...When G-d finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that!”

Ten Reasons Adam Was The Most Fortunate Man

  1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.
  2. He had no in-laws to drop in.
  3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with.
  4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.
  5. He never had his dinner interrupted by telephone sales calls.
  6. He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.
  7. He never had to shovel snow!
  8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn't normal.
  9. There was no "standard weight and height" tables - and the word FAT meant good.
  10. When G-d asked "Adam, where are you?" He replied, "The woman you gave me was reading the map."

Why G-d Created Eve

G-d was worried that Adam would become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

G-d knew that Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out, and would need Eve to make sure he was decent.

G-d knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote control.

G-d knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor or dentist appointment by himself.

G-d knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage out by the curb.

G-d knew if the world was to be populated men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

Adam had to do his job as the Keeper of the Garden, and would need Eve to remind him where he left his tools.

Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when G-d caught him hiding in the Garden.

As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone”.

And the main reason why G-d created Eve ...When G-d finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that!”

Ten Reasons Adam Was The Most Fortunate Man

  1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.
  2. He had no in-laws to drop in.
  3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with.
  4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.
  5. He never had his dinner interrupted by telephone sales calls.
  6. He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.
  7. He never had to shovel snow!
  8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn't normal.
  9. There was no "standard weight and height" tables - and the word FAT meant good.
  10. When G-d asked "Adam, where are you?" He replied, "The woman you gave me was reading the map."
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