Clouds and Fire Protect Jews

The Jews’ journey through the wilderness is both surprising and confusing.

Dr. Kareem Abdul Jabar, a famous Egyptian meteorologist (who happens to be a super basketball player) expressed his amazement: “A desert has extreme temperatures. We are witnessing an entire nation, millions of people with very few supplies, safely travelling by foot through the wilderness! It’s unbelievable!”

Yankel Shmerel Shmeterstein (who BTW is a terrible basketball player) explained, “What’s the question?! Our G-d, HaShem, provides us during the boiling, shmoiling day-time with fluffy, giant cloud protection, and during the freezing nights out comes a pillar of fire! What a pleasure! A Mechaya!”