Sea Splitting Sticks
The Parsha Post | January 26, 2024
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Got a splitting headache from bored kids kvetching around your tent?
Get those cuties outside playing with their genuine Sea Splitting Sticks designed to look like the real thing.
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[Editor’s Note: The remainder of this report was unfortunately lost at sea.]
The Gift That'll Stick with You
Results may vary. Not guaranteed to split seas, rivers, lakes, bathtubs etc.

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