Delightful Night Vision Goggles

Can’t see? Darkness darkening your vision?

Delightful Night Vision Goggles

Egyptians all over the country have been reporting frightening pitch-darkness. The Royal Weather Commission has warned that movement may soon become impossible.

ALERT

WEATHER ADVISORY

*Excluding acts of G-d and other inexplicable circumstances, including the Plague of Darkness.

Guaranteed to turn any darkness* into clear vision. Clear as day! Clear as a green pickle in the bottom of a slimy pool.

Available at Egypt-Mart! Get them while supplies last.