Oh My Goshen

It’s a sight never seen before! As per G-d’s command, on the 14th day of Nissan, every single Jewish family held a family barbeque. The Egyptians were stunned to see the Jews of Goshen roasting lamb.

“OH MY GOD!” cried out Mr. Omar Uberguy. “Don’t these ignorant Jews realize that they have brutally murdered our gods?!”

Mr. Levi Lambchopowitz responded, “We are not afraid of your gods... dead or alive! Our G-d, the G-d of Israel, told us exactly what to do. A barbeque is the best way to show all of Egypt that something magnificent is about to happen. Just smell it in the air. You’ll see... the time of liberation is just around the corner! Before you know it, we’re out of here! AT LAST!”